Eddie Cibrian's Ex: "I Slashed His Tires, and It Felt Awesome"

Fri., Dec. 11, 2009 3:00 PM PST by WHITNEY ENGLISH

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Forget LeAnn Rimes. It was Carrie Underwood who inspired Brandi Glanville's reaction to husband Eddie Cibrian's adultry.

The CSI: Miami star filed a court declaration in his custody battle with his soon-to-be ex-wife, stating she slashed the tires of his Harley Davidson motorcycle after an argument in August.

Read the court docs here.

"Yes, I slashed his Harley tires," Glanville tells E! News exclusively. "And it felt awesome!"

The domestic dispute occurred on Aug. 1—weeks after the couple had separated, but while Cibrian was still living in the family’s guest house, Glanville explains.

"He broke my heart, so I broke his Harleys," Glanville says. "It was right after I found out about girl No. 2, and I had that Carrie Underwood song in my head, and I just went for it!"

Glanville is referring to (a) cocktail waitressSheena Marie, whom Cibrian reportedly hooked up during the marriage and (b) Underwood's tire-slashing anthem "Before He Cheats."

In the documents, Cibrian states that Glanville "verbally and physically attacked" him and "in a fit of rage, slashed the tires of my Harley-Davidson motorcycles."

Good thing she wasn't listening to Marilyn Manson.

Penélope Cruz: Making Nine Hurt So...Good!

Fri., Dec. 11, 2009 2:15 PM PST by MARC MALKIN

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Penélope Cruz is not happy about the way her hands look.

She really was hoping that Nine would have left them scarred.

You see, the Oscar winner, who plays a va-va-va-voom mistress of a 1960s Italian movie director in the musical flick, does a sexy song-and-dance number in lingerie that involves her slithering up, down and around a pair of ropes...

"I didn't want the marks I got from the ropes to go away, because they were like my little medals," Cruz tells me. "I was so used to them that after three months of training, I didn't even feel physical pain anymore. I loved it."

Choreographer John DeLuca could attest to that.

"She was bleeding," he says. "But no one has worked harder on a number than her. Everyday, she was like, 'When can I practice. Who can help me?' "

However, the Spanish beauty never exactly got used to the start of the routine. "My number starts on a slide that is like 40 meters high," she explains. "You don't really see that, so you can't appreciate how high it was, but I was nervous. It demanded that you be present…and alert so you don't get hurt."

Sounds like someone needs to find a good action movie for Ms. Cruz, don't ya think?

Asher Is The Mysterious Kayla

Cole Carson confirmed on his twitter the mysterious Kayla is non other than his co-star Asher. The singer confirmed after he was seen with her coming out of the singer's dorm in NYU. The singer who has been completing his college degree in NYU, quoted using Kayla as a disguise name to keep Asher's identity Secret.

The couple have been seen in love a lot on and off the set, of their movie. Asher was Cole Carson's date for their movie premiere.

"Profoundly Sorry" Tiger Woods Taking "Indefinite Break" From Golf

You can't really blame Tiger Woods for not wanting to hit the links anytime soon.

The superstar athlete has announced that he is taking "an indefinite break" from golf so that he can focus on his severely embattled personal life.

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children," Woods wrote Friday in a statement on his website.

"I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try."

He continued: "I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

"After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person."

"Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

While this isn't exactly surprising, considering, it certainly isn't good news for the game of golf.

TV ratings suffered when Woods missed eight months after undergoing season-ending knee surgery in June 2008, following his nail-biter of a win at the U.S. Open.

But the PGA Tour isn't going to begrudge the emotional needs of its most famous cash cow.

"His priorities are where they need to be, and we will continue to respect and honor his family's request for privacy," tour commissioner Tim Finchem said in response to the news.

"We look forward to Tiger's return to the PGA Tour when he determines the time is right for him."

The same goes for Nike, which hasn't swooshed Tiger under the rug like Gatorade and Tag Heuer.

"Tiger has been part of Nike for more than a decade," the athletic-apparel behemoth said in a statement Friday night. "He is the best golfer in the world and one of the greatest athletes of his era. We look forward to his return to golf. He and his family have Nike's full support."